Patrick Disney

Hi, I'm Patrick! You might know me from Best Ball Twitter, or maybe I applied for a job and you're checking out my site. Or you're just stalking me, which is also cool.

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Resume
Background, experience, and where I've been.
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Sleeper Lineup Setter
Pulls Sleeper fantasy football rosters, scores every player against weekly projections under each league's rules, and recommends the best lineup.
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Patrick's Twitter
Built a private feed of the five Twitter accounts I actually read, without any algorithm or replies. It runs without a server: it just pulls new posts every 30 minutes, publishes a static page and sends my phone a notification.
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Football Picks
A private pick'em pool for 25 friends that runs itself. Every Tuesday it reads Kalshi's prediction markets and publishes the five NFL games closest to a coinflip. Results grade from ESPN and the standings update on their own.
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Yards Edge Board
Live Polymarket prices on NFL season yardage markets, scanned for pairs of bets that are guaranteed to pay out more than they cost.
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